too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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