I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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