I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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