One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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