she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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