i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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