is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Are we still banned from the library?
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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