M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Randomize
