Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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