No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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