I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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