And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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