I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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