____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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