it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Randomize
