Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Randomize
