Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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