Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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