I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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