yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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