How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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