so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I need water and some morals
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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