the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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