big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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