I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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