I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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