That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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