when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Randomize
