And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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