I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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