hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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