mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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