508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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