he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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