he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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