I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
