I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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