No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Randomize
