what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Randomize
