Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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