Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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