Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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