i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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