Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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