Quick, to the slutcave!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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