i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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