The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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