It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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