hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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