he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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