And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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