The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I could make wine with my vomit
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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