Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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