I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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