just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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